Breakups and stress… Amazing for our bodies, hell on our emotions
|—||Drunk Post-breakup Conversations with Melissa|
How I got out of doing the dishes
My mom: Do the dishes
Me: *places sock on counter*
My mom: What's this? Why is it here? *hands me the sock*
Me: MASTER HAS GIVEN DOBBY A SOCK!
My mom: wait what?
Me: DOBBY IS A FREE ELF
Me: *runs to room*